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pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

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" Wow what the fuck did I just do "
" When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god. "
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lilbunnygirl:

*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*

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" I want to fuck my fears away. "

androgynies:

what’s my gender? no one knows but i sure am cute

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