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Okay so at work the bakers have a clip board on the wall to keep track of how all the products turned out and today I was getting a sheet pan and noticed this…

What’s the problem: Bagels turned out too big.

What caused it: Bagels on steroids.

Solution: Get the bagels off the juice.

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"

Human beings
are made of water–-

we were not designed
to hold ourselves together

rather run freely
like oceans
like rivers.

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miscaitlin:

I want someone to fall asleep on tbh

(via moangood)

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" I hope my absence haunts you. "